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// Developer Life Simulator v1.0

🚀 Should I Deploy?

Friday deploy checker. Spoiler: probably not.

☕ Coffee Status

Real-time coffee necessity calculator.

🐛 Bug Excuse Generator

Professional explanations for "it's not a bug."

🙏 Code Blessing

Generate ancient developer prayers.

📅 Meeting Bingo

Survive standups with style.

🎭 Imposter Syndrome

Therapy for your inner fraud.

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